WARNING - Political Joke Ahead

Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell , New Mexico

This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born: Albert A. Gore Jr., Hillary Rodham, John F. Kerry, William J. Clinton, Howard Dean, Nancy Pelosi, Dianne Feinstein, Charles E. Schumer and Barbara Boxer. See what happens when aliens land on a sheep farm? I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens! Now You Know The Rest Of The Story

(Actually, the only Democratic politicians of note born in April of 1948 were Al Gore Jr and Gary Condit. Still makes one wonder...)

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New Breakfast

I heard a rumor that Denny's in Portland is now offering a new breakfast deal named the Octomom Special. It consists of 14 eggs, no sausage and the guy in the next booth pays for it.

Sorry, folks - couldn't resist :o)

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