Reflections

As I grow older, I often find myself thinking back on past events, and even relationships. Today I was reflecting on some of the great gals I have known.

Margaret - ah, sweet Margie! So cross-eyed she could stand on Wednesday and see both Sundays.

And I'll never forget the wild times with Raelene. Rae was so fat that when she sat around the house, she sat AROUND the house. But a heart of gold, like none other.

And then, of course, there was Edna. Eddie was really something. She was so ugly that I took her with me everywhere I went, just so I wouldn't have to kiss her goodbye.

But those days are past. Now I am very happily married to an absolutely wonderful little gal. And since she is reading this over my shoulder, I will say no more, except that I never had it so good.

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